4 MLP memes which I'd never understand

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A strange statement coming from a brony, right?

Well, it's not strange if the brony in question, aka me, isn't even part of the fanbase, but prefers walking his own path. Seeing how.....'wild' things went, I've been independent all the time, having my own ideas and fantasies. I like it this way, instead of sticking with others or going with the flow. Even if the others aren't happy with what I think, I could care less.

I don't want any philosophies, complicated comments, or insults. You hear? This wasn't meant to insult anyone, so at least return the favor.

Now the memes:

-Rarity and the giant crabs: What's it based on, and how did it become so common? Whoever's responsible for creating this meme, I salute you for your creativity, but I ask again: what's it based on?

-Derpy's obsession with muffins: Okay. I have been one of the people who support this meme, but I kinda felt annoyed by it. So no one else has the right to eat muffins? Only Derpy? That's kinda unfair. Don't you think?

-Pinkie being a sadistic serial killer: I talked about this some time ago, but I ask: what is so impressive about it anyway? It just ruins Pinkie's cheerful personality.

-'Everypony is gay for Braeburn': I have yet to see the fascination about this meme. So a character looks good. Big deal. Why does everyone else freak out when they see a picture of Braeburn, especially well done, smiling? Prophet Joseph was gifted with half the beauty of the universe, and yet, men weren't obsessed of him (women were, but they couldn't get the best of him).

Plus, why is 'everypony' part of the meme? It should be 'most ponies' or 'many ponies'.


And btw, that's what my dream was about two nights ago, where Brae turned the entire male population of the planet on, and I was the only straight guy left on Earth, and I had to face Braeburn all by myself. I said "Come at me, Braeburn, and I'll show you what a man with an iron will is capable of!" And that's when the dream ended.

If I allowed myself to be turned on (which will never happen), I'd fall for one of the fictional terrorist organization leaders, like Nikolae Dumestriscu or Cobra Commander, not a farm guy. Braeburn has no prestige, unlike the other two.

I'm sorry if this sounds offensive to anyone. I only meant to express my own view. That's all.